Living Life In The Fast Lane

shakahnna:

fus-ro-blah:

shakahnna:

shantih3x:

shakahnna:

badxmeetsxevil:

red wings. the fuck? stop getting penalties!

Isn’t red wings what you get if you fuck a girl on her period? Or is it go down on? I can’t member.

They’re a hockey team, ma’am.

Ahh. Well that explains that. Is there one called Brown wings too?

Shak you beautiful legend. I’m so happy that you’re my husband.

Oh my dear, the pleasure is all mine.

how the fuck did this happen